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I'll be suspending this blog for a little while as I work on writing that actually makes a little money. Just a time management thing...

Watch this space.

A proud heritage...

I come from Milwaukee...The town in which people don't happen to grab a beer at a game. They go to games to drink. They don't go to festivals and fairs to enjoy music or good food. They dance like idiots and vomit good food while they drink. There's a huge chunk of city's population that lives and works to drink.

So, when you read this below, believe it...

But, I like the fact that getting buzzed is apparently a high priority for the Center for Disease Control. AIDS? No. Cancer? Nah. Bird flu? Well, I'm glad they don't waste time with that, but...Turn them all away because we need to test this deadly keg of Meisterbrau...


America's Drunkest Cities
David M. Ewalt, 08.22.06,
6:00 PM ET

It will come as no surprise that the residents of a city known as "The Nation's Watering Hole" like to have a beer or two.

But Milwaukee isn't just your average brewing town. It's the hardest-drinking city in America, according to Forbes.com's ranking of America's Drunkest Cities.

To determine the rankings, we started with a list of the largest metropolitan areas in the continental U.S. Thirty-five candidate cities were chosen based on availability of data and geographic diversity.

Each city was ranked in five areas: state laws, number of drinkers, number of heavy drinkers, number of binge drinkers and alcoholism. Each area was assigned a ranking in each category, based on quantitative data, and all five categories were then totaled to produce a final score, which was sorted to produce our rankings.

Milwaukee ranks high for its drinking habits across the board. According to data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's Behavioral Risk Factor Surveillance System Survey 2004, more than 70% of adult Milwaukeeans reported that they had had at least one alcoholic drink within the past 30 days--the highest percentage on our list. Twenty-two percent of Milwaukee respondents confessed to binge drinking, or having five or more drinks on one occasion--also the highest on our list. And 7.5% of the population were reported as heavy drinkers--adult men that have more than two drinks per day, or adult women who have more than one drink per day.

High percentages of alcohol consumption and abuse can translate into serious trouble for a city, including increased public health costs. (See "Cutting Alcohol's Cost.")

Milwaukee has long had a reputation as a city built on beer. It was once the nation's top beer-producing city, home to four of the world's largest breweries: Schlitz, Pabst, Miller and Blatz. Legendary sitcom characters Laverne and Shirley fixed bottle caps on one of the city's assembly lines. Even the name of the town's baseball team--The Brewers--alludes to its boozy past. Today, Miller Brewing, now a subsidiary of SABMiller, is the only major brewery left in town, but other major corporations call the city home, including Harley-Davidson, Briggs & Stratton and Manpower.

Prominent Milwaukeeans say the city's history gives it a bad rap. "It's just such a stereotype," says "Lips" LaBelle, longtime afternoon DJ on 94.5 FM WKTI. "Milwaukee has so much to offer, and I hate to see it painted in that light. I don't think [alcohol abuse] is any worse here than in any other city." Perhaps the city's wide and varied summer activities are driving up the alcohol numbers, he suggests--Milwaukee is also known as "The City of Festivals."

Or, there could be another explanation. "It's cold here, and we need our brandy," says LaBelle.

Don't talk to me until Tuesday...

#2 Notre Dame @ Georgia Tech...

And, I will be unavailable for comment until after the game...

See you in September...

Last call for summer vacation. I'm out of here...

COPS: Pacific Rim

Whether he did it or not, this guy should be locked up for being a really creepy looking @#$^! It'd give the poor little girl's remaining family some peace if he really is the guy, but if he's not, and the search continues, at least it nabbed this squirrel dweeb.

I mean, there are very few guys you'd look at and say, "Oh, yeah. Child molester. No doubt." Here's one. He looks like a cross between the aliens from CLOSE ENCOUNTERS and Ed Gein...

Then, there's his competition right behind our would-be killer. Some Guamian idiot who couldn't be happier to have his picture taken with a would-be child rapist and killer.

"I made it, Ma! Top of the world! My photo taking with a murderous pedophile! Life is good! Now, if only I could eat that dead mystery dog from Maine!"

Bad Art Bell! BAD!

Is Dead Animal Legendary 'Mystery Beast?'

Carcass Photographed, Inspected, But Still Not Identified

TURNER, Maine -- People in Turner are wondering if an animal found dead over the weekend may be the mysterious creature that has mauled dogs, frightened residents and been the subject of local legend for half a generation...

NO...That's a dog. A really, f'ing ugly dog, but still a dog. C'mon! It's freaking obviously a dog! How could anyone look at the thing and NOT know it's a g-d dog?!

How bored are folks in Maine that a roadkill mutt become a bad X-Files episode...

Photoshop Commie...

This casual photo (provided by the Cuban Government) shows the beloved Castro reading the newspaper in a beautiful sweatsuit fit for an Armenian mobster. But, while it was meant to convince the world that the dictator was still alive, it seems less than convincing. Fortunately, the Cubans provided a few more samples to prove their point...

R.I.P. Mike Douglas