Thursday, August 17, 2006

Bad Art Bell! BAD!

Is Dead Animal Legendary 'Mystery Beast?'

Carcass Photographed, Inspected, But Still Not Identified

TURNER, Maine -- People in Turner are wondering if an animal found dead over the weekend may be the mysterious creature that has mauled dogs, frightened residents and been the subject of local legend for half a generation...




NO...That's a dog. A really, f'ing ugly dog, but still a dog. C'mon! It's freaking obviously a dog! How could anyone look at the thing and NOT know it's a g-d dog?!

How bored are folks in Maine that a roadkill mutt become a bad X-Files episode...

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