Don't talk to me until Tuesday...

#2 Notre Dame @ Georgia Tech...

And, I will be unavailable for comment until after the game...

See you in September...

Last call for summer vacation. I'm out of here...

COPS: Pacific Rim

Whether he did it or not, this guy should be locked up for being a really creepy looking @#$^! It'd give the poor little girl's remaining family some peace if he really is the guy, but if he's not, and the search continues, at least it nabbed this squirrel dweeb.

I mean, there are very few guys you'd look at and say, "Oh, yeah. Child molester. No doubt." Here's one. He looks like a cross between the aliens from CLOSE ENCOUNTERS and Ed Gein...

Then, there's his competition right behind our would-be killer. Some Guamian idiot who couldn't be happier to have his picture taken with a would-be child rapist and killer.

"I made it, Ma! Top of the world! My photo taking with a murderous pedophile! Life is good! Now, if only I could eat that dead mystery dog from Maine!"

Bad Art Bell! BAD!

Is Dead Animal Legendary 'Mystery Beast?'

Carcass Photographed, Inspected, But Still Not Identified

TURNER, Maine -- People in Turner are wondering if an animal found dead over the weekend may be the mysterious creature that has mauled dogs, frightened residents and been the subject of local legend for half a generation...

NO...That's a dog. A really, f'ing ugly dog, but still a dog. C'mon! It's freaking obviously a dog! How could anyone look at the thing and NOT know it's a g-d dog?!

How bored are folks in Maine that a roadkill mutt become a bad X-Files episode...

Photoshop Commie...

This casual photo (provided by the Cuban Government) shows the beloved Castro reading the newspaper in a beautiful sweatsuit fit for an Armenian mobster. But, while it was meant to convince the world that the dictator was still alive, it seems less than convincing. Fortunately, the Cubans provided a few more samples to prove their point...

R.I.P. Mike Douglas

Tag THIS, Tippy...

"A graduate student from the University of Central Florida is missing after he was pulled underwater by a large sea turtle, according to Local 6 News."

"Officials said the man vanished Thursday afternoon about three miles north of the Sebastian Inlet and 400 yards out to sea, sheriff's officials said."

"The student was apparently tagging turtles as part of a UCF research project."

...

ST. PETER: Hi, there.

STUDENT: Hi. Turtle drowned me.

ST. PETER: Get the hell out of here...

STUDENT: OK...

In Lew of Blogging...

The hilarity will resume next Wednesday. I'm off to hunt hippies in Berkeley.

All you can eat offspring...

Seriously...At the zoo pictured, this tigress lost her litter of cubs to illness. She stopped eating, stopped moving -- depressed and grieving. Afraid they were going to lose her, zoologists took a litter of common barnyards piglets, dressed them in tiger sweaters and gave them to their new mama...

So, I hate to say it, but how long until mama realizes she raised her own dinner?