Pan-fried, blackened Cajun Panic...
The New Orleans mayor and Louisiana governor battled in a supreme war of idiocy in how badly they handled Katrina. So, now, they'll be calling out the National Guard for every problem they themselves should handle with local resources...
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>National Guard ordered to New Orleans
>By CAIN BURDEAU, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 1 minute ago
>NEW ORLEANS - Acting at the mayor's request, Gov. Kathleen Blanco said Monday she would send National Guard troops and state police to patrol the streets of New Orleans after a bloody weekend in which six people were killed.
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Isn't this what they have POLICE for down there? No, OK...Call the National Guard.
If an overweight tourist bares her flapjacks on Bourbon Street, they'll be there.
If Mayor Nagin drops his Beignet, they'll be there.
If a college kid on spring break vomits the wrong shade of green, they'll be there.
If a jazz trumpter farts off-key, they'll be there.
So, New Orleans can rest safely. Unless there's another hurricane. Than it's f'd.
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>National Guard ordered to New Orleans
>By CAIN BURDEAU, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 1 minute ago
>NEW ORLEANS - Acting at the mayor's request, Gov. Kathleen Blanco said Monday she would send National Guard troops and state police to patrol the streets of New Orleans after a bloody weekend in which six people were killed.
...
Isn't this what they have POLICE for down there? No, OK...Call the National Guard.
If an overweight tourist bares her flapjacks on Bourbon Street, they'll be there.
If Mayor Nagin drops his Beignet, they'll be there.
If a college kid on spring break vomits the wrong shade of green, they'll be there.
If a jazz trumpter farts off-key, they'll be there.
So, New Orleans can rest safely. Unless there's another hurricane. Than it's f'd.
posted by John at 1:47 PM
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