Saturday, May 27, 2006

Get it? Energy company? Shocked? Huh?

Enron Founder Lay 'Shocked' at Conviction

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Really, Ken? You were shocked? Really? O.J. getting off was a shock. The 69 Mets were a shock. The Northridge Quake was a shock. You going down was as much of a shock as the Brad/Jennifer Break-Up...As size 11.5 hat Barry Bonds testing positive for juice...As the freakin' sun coming up this morning...

I hope they toss you into the general population so you can get a few plugs stuck in your socket. Wouldn't THAT be a shock? How about a "shock" for every retiree who's bankrupt because you wanted new leather seats on your yacht? In fact, here's hoping Big Tyrone on Cell Block B gives you a little rolling blackout of your own...

(Subtle, huh?)

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