She had Jello today...
"Madonna has defended a controversial mock crucifixion in her stage show, saying it is part of an appeal to the audience to donate to Aids charities."
"I don't think Jesus would be mad at me and the message I'm trying to send," she told the New York Daily News.
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This just in from Madonna's nurse as she was cleaning out the once and future pop diva's drool cup...
"Yes, Madonna. Yes, you're still controversial, dear. No, the Germans aren't coming, Madonna. Yes...You're still relevant. Of course you are. Here -- let me refasten your diaper. There you go...What? Oh, yes. Everyone still cares about what you say. They can't wait to...No, that's not Hitler, Madonna. That's Mr. Adams -- the lunch orderly. Yes...What, honey? No. No, they don't think you're starting to look like an anemic male gymnast in your leotard. Of course, they don't. And, yes -- you can spend some time with Susan Sarandon in the garden this afternoon..."
"I don't think Jesus would be mad at me and the message I'm trying to send," she told the New York Daily News.
...
This just in from Madonna's nurse as she was cleaning out the once and future pop diva's drool cup...
"Yes, Madonna. Yes, you're still controversial, dear. No, the Germans aren't coming, Madonna. Yes...You're still relevant. Of course you are. Here -- let me refasten your diaper. There you go...What? Oh, yes. Everyone still cares about what you say. They can't wait to...No, that's not Hitler, Madonna. That's Mr. Adams -- the lunch orderly. Yes...What, honey? No. No, they don't think you're starting to look like an anemic male gymnast in your leotard. Of course, they don't. And, yes -- you can spend some time with Susan Sarandon in the garden this afternoon..."
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