Monkey News...

Major news breaks in the field of medical research. A significant step forward in the battle to find a cure for AIDS. And this is the headline we get...?

"Chimp poop reveals AIDS' origins: researchers"

'Chimp poop?' Not "Monkey Drops Friends off at the Pool; Gives World AIDS"? Or, 'Mr. Bubbles' Boom-Booms Offer Insight into Deadly Plague"?

How about 'John Resorts to Bathroom Humor in Two Consecutive Blogs?'