Now pitching, Bob Boogerbutt...
I know this blog seeks out and destroys pretentiousness wherever it's found...But, there are times when a little more decency might help. For example, can you imagine the cruelty this guy experienced as a child? I call for the end to any and all childish mocking of human beings with unfortunate last names...
"The Brewers bought the contract of right-hander Joe Winkelsas from Class AA Huntsville to replace Lehr. Winkelsas has four saves and a 1.72 ERA in 13 games this season."
They say it's pronounced "Winkle-Sass." Bullocks. It's Winkle's Ass. Winkles. Ass. Who are we kidding? A stone's throw from "Wiggles Ass." Might as well be Joe Buttocksface or Joseph Poopypants...Though the Brewer media guide would say that's pronounced "Poo-Pyp-Ants"...
"The Brewers bought the contract of right-hander Joe Winkelsas from Class AA Huntsville to replace Lehr. Winkelsas has four saves and a 1.72 ERA in 13 games this season."
They say it's pronounced "Winkle-Sass." Bullocks. It's Winkle's Ass. Winkles. Ass. Who are we kidding? A stone's throw from "Wiggles Ass." Might as well be Joe Buttocksface or Joseph Poopypants...Though the Brewer media guide would say that's pronounced "Poo-Pyp-Ants"...
posted by John at 2:08 PM
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